Rationale: We just want to make your next favourite mobile game. Setting up a database and maintaining full GDPR compliance is hard work that we'd rather put into our games. Not to mention the possibilities of your data being pwned, wow, what a nightmare that'd be. The simplest and most effective way for us to prevent suffering a data breach, and to ensure your personal data is protected, is to not have your personal data in the first place.
All of our apps keep their data entirely on your own device. You can uninstall the app at any time, and delete the data. You can also uninstall the app but keep the data (if your operating system supports this option). It's entirely up to you, but please remember that if you delete your data, you might lose access to any in-app purchases you may have bought.
Our webhost briefly keeps logs. Those logs are used to generate some entirely pointless (but admittedly very pretty) charts and graphs that contain no personally identifying data, then deleted. We'd turn them off if we could. I suppose the upside is, if we ever decide we want to know how many people visit our website between the hours of 2am and 3am, we'll be covered.
When you use our services, some other companies might keep data on you. You'll need to check their own policies to see, as follows:
There is one and only one circumstance in which we'll receive data from you: if you send us an e-mail. We store e-mails on our server, and delete them when we're done with them as part of our sisyphean effort to pursue Inbox Zero.
Despite all the above, we are inexplicably required to have a mechanism for handling GDPR requests. Since we hold no data about you, the same nothing will happen no matter what GDPR request you submit. So, if you have a GDPR request, please use the following form: