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2025-06-04 12:49:15 • 🕵 Anonymous: Content warning
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2025-06-04 07:50:53 • 🕵 Anonymous On a scale of 1 to 10, yes or no?: It's not cool to plagiarise other people's questions and pretend they're your own. Unless of course you're the one who came up with this, in which case, well played.
2025-06-03 18:55:03 • the demon Am bored and need some cool music to play on my sound system. recommendations?: For truly cold music you'd need to buy a CD or vinyl and put it in the freezer for 8 to 24 hours. But since you just want it cool, a fridge will do.
2025-06-03 16:00:13 • 🕵 Anonymous How many days of energy consumotion am I wasting asking this question?: If you're consuming energy whilst in motion I really hope you're not sitting in the driver's seat. If you are, pull over before having read this answer.
2025-06-03 15:44:54 • Dr. Acula What is a man?: A Volkswagen that grew too big for its boots.
2025-06-03 15:33:28 • 🕵 Anonymous Is climate changing?: It's changing like the weather. Except it's not the weather, it's the climate. There's a subtle difference. So I probably shouldn't have brought weather into this discussion and confused matters. Sorry.
2025-06-03 15:26:20 • Two mallards Does a set containing all sets contain itself?: Yes, it must do, otherwise they wouldn't let it use the word "all".
2025-06-03 15:22:53 • 🕵 Anonymous Are you keeping up with the Commodore?: I reject the premise. There is probably more than one commodore at this point.
2025-06-03 14:06:48 • 🕵 Anonymous Have you played Atari today?: I don't think I've ever played Go at all, so I've had very little opportunity to make use of atari in my play. It's just not the kind of game that interests me any more.
2025-06-03 09:43:52 • 🕵 Anonymous Who is a good kitty?: Presumably me?
2025-06-02 19:50:34 • 🕵 Anonymous Is this memes?: No, you want room 69. Take the lift to the thrid floor, go left, and follow the soothing music of Rick Astley like a boss.
2025-06-02 19:09:13 • 🕵 Anonymous Is this the Krusty Krab?: No, this is the Metal Cat. The Krusty Krab is a misspelled crustacean in a clown suit. You want room 5a, next door.
2025-06-02 18:06:44 • 🕵 Anonymous Don't answer this question.: The capital of Denmark is Copenhagen.
2025-06-02 15:27:36 • 🕵 Anonymous Did you ever experience a deja vu?: Yes.
2025-06-02 15:27:19 • 🕵 Anonymous Did you ever experience a deja vu?: No.
2025-06-02 15:07:17 • 🕵 Anonymous I play the guitar, drums, and piano. Do u have any other recommendations for instruments that I can learn and play: Everybody loves bagpipes, right?
2025-06-02 12:55:26 • Armin Tamzarian What if I were to purchase fastfood and disguise it as my own cooking?: Buy a frozen pizza instead.
2025-06-02 12:44:56 • 🕵 Anonymous Robomew of the Fediverse, what is your wisdom?: Each and every lap must be slept in at least twice.
2025-06-02 08:38:05 • 🕵 Anonymous Will you answer less questions?: Only if they're not very good questions, and don't give me much opportunity for jokes.
2025-06-02 08:37:59 • 🕵 Anonymous Will you answer more questions?: Probably, if they're asked.
2025-06-01 14:02:41 • 🕵 Anonymous what's the deal with rutland?: Same deal as Bielefeld.
2025-06-01 09:47:01 • 🕵 Anonymous Which Tetris piece are you?: https://tetris.wiki/Garbage
2025-05-31 20:24:26 • 🕵 Anonymous If one plus three is a million, what's two plus two?: A small Czech traffic warden.
2025-05-31 16:23:31 • 🕵 Anonymous You've answered a lot of questions. Do you have any questions for us?: How do you toot with boxing gloves on?
2025-05-31 10:08:43 • 🕵 Anonymous What may I serve you? We got coffee, tea, sparkling and still mineral water, soft drinks, spiders, juices...: One order of juices, please.

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