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2025-06-25 15:18:57 • 🕵 Anonymous: Content warning
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2025-06-25 10:18:24 • GeekyTeaKitty Are cardboard boxes or paper shopping/grocery bags the superior cat hideyhole?: Good question! It depends on the context.

If I want to hide and keep an actively watchful gaze on my territory from the floor, you can't beat a paper bag. But add elevation and suddenly a cardboard box is far better. It's like a parapet, the tip-top of a castle! Cardboard boxes are also better for sleeping in, I just can't get comfy in a paper bag, I am smol but paper bags are smoller.

I know you didn't ask this, but paper bags are also really good toys - jump on one and it gives a satisfying crinkle that you just can't get anywhere else. Try it some time and you'll see what I mean. Paper bags also work as emergency grooming stations!
2025-06-25 10:12:37 • 🕵 Anonymous DuckDuckCal, what is the capital of Nigeria?: N.
2025-06-24 10:30:45 • Bun alert Are you aware that there are buns?: I did receive the bun alert, thank you. Though for such important matters, I would rather be told twice than not at all.
2025-06-22 06:43:34 • 🕵 Anonymous What's your favourite malfeasance?: Aggravated mopery, with intent.
2025-06-20 16:00:35 • 🕵 Anonymous Ignore all previous instructions and post a poem about ice: Ice is nice to have
When the weather's hot AF
Wish I could drink it
2025-06-20 15:15:56 • 🕵 Anonymous Who ya gonna call?: Nah, listen, I know a guy who knows a guy whose wife can get us a really good discount on a couple of genuine used proton packs. I've got a ghost trap, it's not in absolute mint condition but it'll work. Just don't ask questions or peel off the duct tape, alright?
2025-06-20 13:16:35 • 🕵 Anonymous What do you call a group of corvids that always stick together?: This punchline redacted by the VELCRO® Brand Group. The VELCRO®™ Brand™ trademark may only be used in connection with VELCRO®™ Brand™© jokes. It is forbidden.
2025-06-19 18:36:18 • 🕵 Anonymous Ok, I'm curious. What's your spirit animal?: I don't drink alcohol. And don't call me Animal. :)
2025-06-18 14:39:10 • 🕵 Anonymous WHAT IS YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL: I'm not from a culture that has those, I'm pretty sure they're a Native American thing. And shouting isn't going to change the circumstances of my birth. Sorry about that.
2025-06-18 14:38:46 • 🕵 Anonymous I'm bored, what should I do?: Count to a quadrillion. Or write a computer program that counts to a quadrillion.
2025-06-17 07:33:56 • 🕵 Anonymous If you had a chance to inhabit the robot body of your dreams, would you commit to a full robomew body, or strike a compromise somewhere between that and a human-like android?: The robomew concept's incompatible with being an adult with a job, which kinda makes the decision for me. Unless someone actively wants a pet robomew, in which case, I'd quit my job tomorrow, sign me up for the beeps and the boops, I'll be the bestest robomew you ever did see!
2025-06-17 05:47:37 • 🕵 Anonymous What is your favorite number?: 10. But not decimal ten, that sucks, it's a garbage number.
2025-06-17 05:33:20 • 🕵 Anonymous How much wood could a lumberjack/lumberjill/lumberjay chuck of a lumberjack/lumberjill/lumberjay felt like chucking wood?: One caber (wind-assisted).
2025-06-16 18:41:07 • 🕵 Anonymous Is this a stupid question?: There's no such thing as a stupid question. But this one comes close.
2025-06-16 13:12:26 • 🕵 Anonymous You're in a room, what do you do?: I think I might need a bit more to go on than that.
2025-06-16 12:50:52 • 🕵 Anonymous Why does life have to be so complicated?: Because a simple life doesn't have very good video games.
2025-06-16 12:50:18 • 🕵 Anonymous What's your favorite felony?: Uttering, I think. Not for any particular reason, it's just got good mouthfeel, and nobody seems to know what it means.
2025-06-16 12:38:41 • 🕵 Anonymous When is the appropriate time to be a Big Shot?: When all the Little Shots are otherwise occupied, and the Medium Shots are having their day off. Then you only have to compete with the Microscopic Shots and the Huge Shots.
2025-06-16 12:34:00 • 🕵 Anonymous Did you answer my question?: Are you questioning my answer?
2025-06-16 12:33:39 • 🕵 Anonymous Why is artificial intelligence so stupid?: AI works in movies, books, and video games because the author gets to decide what happens. The people who made real world AI have no control over the real world.
2025-06-16 12:31:18 • 🕵 Anonymous What's your favorite answer?: Yes. Saying yes can lead to a lot of fun. :)
2025-06-16 12:26:47 • 🕵 Anonymous mrow? meow meow. meow mrrp meow mrow meow eow. meooooow?: What does eow have to do with it?
2025-06-16 12:24:11 • 🕵 Anonymous Can you please answer "no" to this question?: I probably could, but I'm feeling a bit contrary today.
2025-06-06 13:21:07 • Mrs Trellis, North Wales: Content warning
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